Is ‘gluten-conscious’ like ‘bi-curious’?

Only a small minority of people who obstain from gluten actually have any physical reaction to it anyway so I guess “gluten-conscious” would be a good way to market to the poseurs without endangering actual celiacs.

I owned a Dalmatian for years. Great dog. Wonderful dog. Loved that dog to pieces. Still miss that dog.

never have I encountered a pursuit of orgasm that seems so completely exhausting as this.

Exactly. If she hadn’t claimed to be making tough decisions because journalists should hold candidates accountable since August, this wouldn’t be so much of an issue.

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

“Are these the type of ‘leaders’ you want moving down to the line and leading your sons and daughters, graduates with an agenda?”

“Are these the type of ‘leaders’ you want moving down to the line and leading your sons and daughters, graduates with an agenda?”

Ryan, your life is just like that show except for the fact that it’s nothing like it at all.

A puppy all his own that his wife and daughters can’t never boss him around about, would probably do it.

and how are they so perpetually rosey? do they just trot him out when he has a fever?

*making sweet love to the country, please.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

At least he’s a METHOD asshole.

Regardless of the ultimate outcome of this dumpster fire of an election, I am not looking forward to spending the rest of my life knowing that literally millions of my fellow citizens actually believe that either of these malignant bozos is qualified to be president.

I’d fire her- there’s just no excuse for that degree of technological incompetence.

That is beautiful.

Daniel Day Lewis over Tom Cruise any day. They shouldn’t even be in the same sentence.

Falling into vaginas?