Have we all forgotten about Harrys racist remarks and that he wore a Nazi armband to a party? Why are we wishing that on Emma, or hoping she'll overlook it?

There's only room for one Harry in her life.

Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.

Beagles are the best. This is Daisy!

My Australian Cattle Dog/Beagle Mix is delighted!

I'm sorry. What were you saying about adorable?

Right? You're telling me Ms. P lacks charisma? Back the fuck off.

At least they skipped the swimsuit competition.

who the fuck needs charisma with a face like that.

I think it's too dangerous to have that much crazy side-by-side.

I'm surprised she didn't mention her "Harvard degree"

She looks like Karl Lagerfeld except less of a fucking asshole.

Let's take a second to admire Sarah Palin's dress, a cool find from the Wet Seal clearance bin.

Somebody tell Miss Wasilla 1984 that panty hose and open toe shoes are a no no.

Kanye = Trying waaay too hard to be/remain relevant

One of the highlights for me was the all-woman weekend update segment with Amy, Tina, and Jane. I would love to have seen more from those three together!

Eh I hope this doesn't mean they're a thing now. Girl can do so much better .

I think you meant to say that Bradley Cooper had the privilege of kissing Betty White. He's the real winner in this scenario.

Point of fact: he is showing just as much vagina as Hannah Davis.

Call me a repressed bitch, but I'm not okay with this picture on the cover of a sports magazine. Yes, it's in the same style as previous ones, but the details that make it different also make it more risqué. This girl's muscles and sinews are pointing downward like an arrow towards her barely covered vulva, and that…