Don't worry, you won't. This photo wasn't actually in the magazine, it was leaked. Marie Claire would never publish a picture like this. It might make their readers feel less self loathing.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

That's what sealed it for me. The punch was bad enough, but let's say that was a gut reaction (extremely hypothetically). The way he dragged her and then kind of pushed her body with his foot... You don't do that unless you severely don't give a fuck about that person and what you did to them.

I'm not about to let go of such an act when the offender didn't serve a day in jail. When this sort of violence escalates to the point that you think you can knock your partner out in an elevator (In Atlantic City) then it's been going on for some time or you think you're immune to prosecution.

Either way, forget all…

Since Emile Hirsch obviously skipped that week of kindergarten, we'd better break it down for him:

Why today, Jon. Why??? I was already having a totally shit day and then he just puts a big pile of turd icing on top. It's cruel and I think maybe I'm not going to accept his resignation. We can do that, right?

Yeah, I don't like it either but honestly with what these people have gone through...if it even gives them some nutty sense of new age symmetry or whatever and they can take some comfort out of that I can't be too judge-y about it.

I wonder how she would feel about a white person who liberally used "n****r" and then claimed it wasn't racist because their mother used it to mean "homophobe."

They won't even let her have her own death. They have to make it about Whitney Houston (and media attention).

Yes. This poor girl never got a chance to escape her mom's shadow. I mean, I'm sure she was very loved, but ... eegggghhh.

I can't articulate why, but I find that incredibly gross. She's not her mom. Trying to fold her tragedy into her mother's strikes me as very... disrespectful.

Also someone needs to tell her (and everybody else) the term "faggot" is 100% incompatible with feminism

#notallwords

Dear Azealia Banks,

Yeah, pretending Banks is good because she hate Iggy is like pretending Stalin was good because he hated Hitler. Obviously the scale is different, but the idea is the same.

Azealia...girl...no. You are not allowed to define what a slur means unless you are the object of that slur. And even then, it's a slippery slope. Please stop.

Azealia.... Chris Brown....

'Papa John's has apologized to Iggy Azalea. People Papa John's hasn't apologized to: All those workers they were going to fire because the CEO didn't want to pay for Obamacare. People Papa John's also hasn't apologized too: Anyone who even tried their knock-off creamy white sauce which will never be as good as…

CALLING IT: this is my and my daughter's 2015 Halloween costume.