I think I probably wouldn't have survived at all had I been forced to pay for the tuition, but I was a National Merit Scholar and therefore tuition was paid for. Problem was, the room, board and fees (plus all the other expenses) were so damned pricey, my parents are/were basically completely working class and…

Yeah, I went to a much vaunted small liberal arts college filled with stoner trust fund babies (I was one of the few working class, financial aid-based students there), learned a shit load about Toni Morrison and Shakespeare and Monet, had to beg the registrar every single fucking semester for 4 1/2 years to let me…

These photos, every single one of them, are just fucking embarrassing.

I actually have a copy of this book lying around somewhere. My sister in law gave it to me as a gag gift—or maybe she was serious, it's hard to tell.

The only thing I can think of is I cheered when GWB extended daylight savings time to after Halloween, so the trick or treaters get an extra hour of daylight (although that's not why he did it).

Like she can't see how insanely sexist that is?

Yay, it's like all the hookers and blow at the Republican National Convention! "We're the MORAL ones to begin with, not the culturally depraved Democrats, so it's okay if we "bend the rules" once in awhile."

The thing that kills me is here we are making our sharp, witty and insightful comments about how degrading and stupid and sexist this picture is, and meanwhile I just noticed the damned thing has 39.8k likes! That's like almost 40 thousand douchebags clicking "like" on this photo.

I read that damned book while I was in a 3 day weekend early labor marathon at NYU Medical Center. Contraction…read another page or two…then another contraction…pelvic exam, etc.

Amazing story. Good thing that email didn't end up in your spam folder~

Because no romance with Jordan Catalano can ever succeed.

They absolutely would have done that, which is why I find this report extremely dubious and will not believe it until it's confirmed by the studio.

I'm loving that stache. Looks like a furry caterpillar.

I actually like Moon Roof better.

I'm hoping JLo asked Meryl for some advice in picking future film projects, and also a clear explanation of why "The Iliad" can't possibly have a first edition. In English.

My mom used to do this all the time when I was a kid/teen still living at home and it drove me nuts. She would sit in church every Sunday with her giant shades. One day I tried to shame her into getting rid of them, and she told me, in all seriousness, that if Jackie O could do it, so could she.

Tell me, tell me, tell me why! We just adopted a Pharaoh Hound mix in December, and now my daughter and I are trying to persuade my husband to adopt a puppy (beagle? dachshund?) to keep him company. I love beagles and have read some stuff on the Internet about them but don't know any beagle owners personally. I…

They should have sat HER next to Sarah Palin!

She looks like Hilaria Baldwin's long lost sister.

"Who wore it better?"