I just feel that "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette would be perfect. I love me some full throated enraged scream lyrics when I'm PMSing.
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Here is my Facebook posting from earlier this evening: [My daughter, age 12] was upset about Joan Rivers' death this afternoon….she said to me, "but she was so young! It's just not fair!" After I pointed out that Rivers was age 81, she replied indignantly, "81 isn't old!" Bless her heart.
I'm sure that Jennifer Aniston is crying into her Cheerios—not.
I loved that scene in the bathroom (?) where she and Marisa Tomei are speaking that made up language together. They just seemed so…fluent.
When I was picking my daughter up from school one day at the end of the school year (she was in first grade), her art teacher walked up to me in the "pick your kids up for dismissal" area. She cocked her head rather confidentially in my direction, and in a low voice told me that they had had a "free draw" earlier…
My dad would just take a cab home, ring our doorbell in the middle of the night repeatedly while standing on the front steps holding onto the cabby, throw up on the cabby at the moment I opened the door, insist I raid my little sister's piggybank to pay the cabby, and then force me to drag him down the hallway to to…
What do these cops think when they say things to the press like "Welcome to Ferguson, hahahaha"—do they think it's NOT going to get reported? Do they think it's cool and WANT it to be reported?
Me, too, but the comments were so horrible (even on the non-Fox Facebook groups) that I was happy to come here to Jez and get some positive responses. What a relief! I was so tempted to reply to a number of the trolls on Facebook (not all men, even) who were making terrible remarks.
Thanks! I remind folks here of this as well. Some people (using the term "people" quite loosely) completely thrive on negative attention. In toddlers I can understand it; not so much in adults.
How do you know it's a "he"?
Could you or anyone else please tell me what in the hell is even IN a Pumpkin Spice Latte? Certainly not pumpkin, methinks. Would love an ingredient list.
I don't know if this will post in the brave new era of Jezebel/Kinja, but it's an amazing photo from Twitter that shows two unarmed men filming with cell phones who are being tear gassed:
I tried to find this book in numerous bookstores, but finally gave up and ordered it online. I'm originally from Montana and was interested to see how authentic it would be in that respect (although the author is younger than I am and was a teen living in MT at a later time period). My daughter is also a competitive…
Yes, I was 14 when "Mork and Mindy" hit the airwaves. It was such a favorite show of mine. The entire pilot episode is on YouTube right now and I played the first twenty minutes or so for my 12 year old daughter just to see if she would like it (she thought it was hilarious). A conventional sit-com for the era in…
Shit, my parents don't even know what the Internet is! They're not THAT old (late 70s/early 80s), but alcoholism/dementia will do that to ya.
I cried hysterically before my first Confession, and two nuns had to drag me, kicking and screaming, into the confessional. I was absolutely convinced that the priest was going to kill me (don't know where I got that idea). I think I blacked out at some point because I honestly don't remember what happened next.
Yeah, it's us and the porn trolls. Makes me feel so loved.
I totally love that the rape gifs have been (hopefully) eliminated or at least contained, but I have a similar issue to some other folks who are on here. I've been reading Jez for many, many years. During some of the earlier incarnations, under a couple of different handles (that I've surely forgotten by now), I…
Here are Bogie and Bacall protesting the HUAC hearings in Hollywood: