Yeah, I can't find a clip online for the life of me, but I was watching TV the other day when he came on hawking some really esoteric and weird supplement that I'd never heard of before.

Dennis Miller is now doing alternative supplement TV commercials.

There was a period when my sister was a single mom with a young son and a deadbeat abusive ex-husband. There were so many things she didn't have. She had one bra that she used to wash out and hang up to dry every night. She's really sensitive to the chemicals in the pads and tampons so I used to buy her the natural…

I know, isn't it crazy? One of the reasons why I married my husband twenty-plus years ago was the fact that he treats tampon/pad purchases (also: Monistat purchases) as absolutely indistinguishable from buying bandaids or cotton swabs. So completely matter-of-fact.

Please, please, stop posting Hilaria Baldwin tweets. She has nothing of substance to say, like, ever, she's only even being listed here on Tweet Beat because she married Alec Baldwin (there is no way she would be known by anyone here otherwise), she's a famewhore and a suck up, she shows off yoga poses like people…

Just thought I'd post this here for a little additional joy:

I've read it several times as an adult and it still works for me. I fell in love with the guy who later became my husband when I found a hardcover first edition in his apartment. And my 12 year old daughter became so obsessed with the book that she created a board game for a school project.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, thanks so much for the clarification!

Can you (or anyone here) please tell me the history of this meme? Did it really happen? And if so, what were the circumstances of Obama kicking the door open? Or am I just being gullible here?

I googled "right wing children's books" and oh, the horror, the horror. Some pretty crazy stuff came up; too much to post here. But a sample below:

Yeah, you couldn't pay me to go to one of those mud fests. Porta Potties, mosquitoes, assholes running around on acid trips screaming weird shit, endless standing around, waiting online to buy a five dollar bottle of water, being so far from the stage you can't even see the performers. Those were NOT good times.

Aw, c'mon guys—wouldn't Wanda Sykes be great?

I will show this to my husband tomorrow and say "We MUST get Corgis immediately!" but his heart will not melt and he will not be moved from his anti-Corgi stance.

When I read this article, I immediately remembered a scene from "Away We Go" in which John Krasinski's parents (played beautifully by Catherine O'Hara and Jeff Daniels) offer up a pantheistic prayer that starts out "Almighty Food Gatherer…."

I agree that there are definitely class/race/exploitation issues involved in surrogacy, but that banning it is not the answer. There are so many couples and families who use this technology, which has now been available for quite some time, that trying to ban it is like closing the barn door after the cows have…

I know, he has that asymmetrical smile with one side of his mouth tilted up that drives me crazy.

That Anne Hathaway/Jane Austen movie was so horrible I had to turn it off, shuddering in agony.

Yeah, please don't freak me out by saying Kristen Stewart is playing Jean Grey!!!!

Current estimated net worth: 18 million dollars.