"Watch this construction crew instantly raise their own insurance premiums..."

That sped up video literally makes it look like a RC truck being sold on Saturday Morning Cartoons...

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the new Scion xL. Our no haggle price $18,999.00

#6 "used ... in antarctica" isn't really a good reason. It doesn't snow much in antarctica.

My first hearse was a 1972 Cadillac Endloader by Superior Motor Coach named RueBella. She had a nasty habit of tearing clothing and skin. There was always a loose screw or bolt sticking out someplace that would rip seams or take a chunk out of a knee. On one occasion I was parked (facing downhill) and while leaning…

Well, I just paid of my 2008 xB, now I want to trade it in. This is going to be the new series theme for 2015, right?

I'm sure we could scrape a bit of that off and raise the terminal edge at least 6 - 12 inches.

As the owner/driver of a stock 2008 xB who regularly squeezes upwards of 28 mpg in my daily commute (don't mock), I can say this has piqued my interest.

The new naming scheme is dumb as many above have explained why.

Is this the stuff they hang in elevators when they're doing construction?

9.) Dragon Edition

I think you've got that backwards/sideways. It would be less profitable to have 10 low cost, job-specific platforms that do their job supremely, than to have 1 really F'ing expensive platform that does 10 jobs (barely) adequately. . .

Go, Gunther, Go!

Yes...

And here I was going to complain that the picture chosen to represent this news tidbit appears to only have 2 doors. I dont' know what the going definition of a "sedan" is, but if you're going to have a flagship it better be four doors. (Hell, while we're at it, let's make it a wagon and put in a manual...)

So, I guess this is a case of plowshares into swords?

That's what she said...

Hellz Yeah!

I think it's "Toss-Shits", or at least that's what I always called the wankers. . .