Came for the BBQ vs. Charcoal Grilling vs. Propane Grilling argument. Leaving satisfied.

Can we send in the blue helmets this time, instead of our own troops?

Why does it look to me that these are both (especially the ForFour) slowly morphing into a Mini Cooper? (but not in an attractive way...)

I was trying to figure out how to pronounce the name of this car out loud and I accidentally vomited up my spleen.

How about if you hack one you can have one?

I get the whole, "It's just a car" thing. I have owned three hearses over the years, (cadillacs, '72, '73, and '77) one even had an airport claim ticket for "human remains" in the glove box. Old flowers, vases, casket keys have all been found in the odd cubby-holes in one hearse or another. But, as they say, nobody…

Quit trying to make the budget deep-throat the ill-suited F-35 and there's plenty of money...

grinding well inside of a pepper mill....

As a fat, lazy, soulless American, I endorse this comment.

The insights forwarded in Regular Car videos never cease to amaze me. Definitely one of the best things for Jalopnik'ers going right now.

That is certainly a flower car, but I do agree the color scheme leaves something to be desired...

Being originally from Lincoln and now living in Omaha, your statement is tantamount to an older brother trying to convince his sibling that he's somehow better and more refined. When in fact he's the first one in the family that has become strung out on meth. Omaha needs humbled in a bad way. . .

I already own a Scion xB. . . or is that an Element? It's cute, but it doesn't look like a Jeep.

It's not a moustache, it's a weird rolled double-under chin. This car is a single virgin college kid who needs to lay off the fritos but wants you to love him...