funkthulhu
Funkthulhu
funkthulhu
Aug 29 2019
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This is just the lab guys wanting to do a weekend of live AD&D dungeon crawling, it’s the DARPA LARP. . .

May 21 2019
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Speaking as a geologist, if a lab grown crystal meets all the identifying characteristics of a diamond, then it is “real”.  At a molecular level it is identical to anything mined.  Furthermore, I sincerely hope that this drastically demolishes the artificial pricing of mined diamonds.  They’re just rocks, pretty rocks Read more

Feb 15 2019
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I don’t know who any of these talking heads are, but I saw the photo and immediately thought someone had posed their RealDoll with some gummi-bears.  Took me a while to be convinced that was an actual (not-plastic) person...

Dec 26 2018
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Are we sure this thing isn’t a cousin to a Studebaker?

Nov 20 2018
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More important than the games. . . I want to know what sort of masochist turns a single-day holiday, composed of a big meal and a nap, into a week of terror?

Nov 15 2018
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Additionally, considering the number of people who rent apartment and have no garage, or at least not a garage they can plug into, they often can’t charge overnight. If I magically came up with new hybrid car money I still couldn’t buy one because there is no place to charge the damned thing on a daily basis.  Unless Read more

Nov 7 2018
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It’s left-hand drive. . . can you drive to the States from Brazil without too much hassle?  (and would they let me back in?)

Aug 1 2018
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I have the weirdest guilty hybrid boner right now...

Jun 29 2018
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The Specials/Mystery Men makes for a great double feature.  Especially if some of your friends haven’t seen one or both!

Jun 8 2018
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As usual, if you have greater than size 13 feet you will be disappointed...

As usual, if you have greater than size 13 feet you will be disappointed...

May 30 2018
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The links to the Adirondack chairs go to a story about James Comey’s Twitter?

The links to the Adirondack chairs go to a story about James Comey’s Twitter?

Mar 21 2018
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I’ll make this short and sweet. (not sweet)

I’m maybe 25.
I’m in an all original 1973 Cadillac Hearse by Superior Motor Coach with casket table intact.
Mattress (twin) in the back for “passenger comfort”.
Don’t want to put off that “weirdo with a mattress in the back” vibe, so I put a colorful fitted sheet on the Read more

Mar 19 2018
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Is it a help or a hindrance that the top photo makes this new electric car look like a clear-case wireless mouse for an Apple computer?

Feb 1 2018
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Stupid Carl with his Stupid Earl Grey Tea just printed this article out and pinned it to his cube wall. Don’t think I don’t see you trying to act smug about your dirty leaf water, Carl. Now get back to work! Me and my french press full of fresh ground Guatemalan Gold are going to go back in my office (With a Door!) Read more

Jan 23 2018
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Sad that I look at a 50% off sale prices and think, “those apparels look kinda nice, but I’ll wait until they go on sale...”

Sad that I look at a 50% off sale prices and think, “those apparels look kinda nice, but I’ll wait until they go on

Dec 26 2017
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Fester, my third hearse. I miss you, buddy! I should not have given you up for convenience...