I’ll make this short and sweet. (not sweet)

I’m maybe 25.
I’m in an all original 1973 Cadillac Hearse by Superior Motor Coach with casket table intact.
Mattress (twin) in the back for “passenger comfort”.
Don’t want to put off that “weirdo with a mattress in the back” vibe, so I put a colorful fitted sheet on the…

Is it a help or a hindrance that the top photo makes this new electric car look like a clear-case wireless mouse for an Apple computer?

Stupid Carl with his Stupid Earl Grey Tea just printed this article out and pinned it to his cube wall. Don’t think I don’t see you trying to act smug about your dirty leaf water, Carl. Now get back to work! Me and my french press full of fresh ground Guatemalan Gold are going to go back in my office (With a Door!)…

Sad that I look at a 50% off sale prices and think, “those apparels look kinda nice, but I’ll wait until they go on sale...”

Sad that I look at a 50% off sale prices and think, “those apparels look kinda nice, but I’ll wait until they go on…

Fester, my third hearse. I miss you, buddy! I should not have given you up for convenience...

That being said, please put a real motor in this awesome vehicle so you can take my money...

Every time Torch posts one of these I start imagining how to A. Get one, and 2. Get stupid fun with it....

Wow! Three out of Six are available in my state, a new record! Too bad for October you picked all early summer beers. I’ll be in the garage with a dunkelweiss and a pumpkin beer (that’s actual pumpkin, no pumpkin spice crap)...

Would this suck out enough air to be useful to someone wanting to try Sous Vide cooking? A poor vacuum tends to end up a floater....

Would this suck out enough air to be useful to someone wanting to try Sous Vide cooking? A poor vacuum tends to end…

Didn’t Volvo announce they were going to try to go all electric? Is this a not-so-sneaky way to still have performance(ish) Internal Combustion-driven cars and still say that Volvo is “all electric”?

It’s an amazing world we live in that I can choose to buy a soft cooler or a used fridge and a generator to run it for the same amount of money...

It’s an amazing world we live in that I can choose to buy a soft cooler or a used fridge and a generator to run it…

My dad had a Groincat when I was a kid. I really miss that car, it just purred down the road. Head of it’s class!

In Omaha Without Asking...

Thanks! I’ll check ‘em out!

Thanks! I’ll check ‘em out!

I guess I’m a luddite or something. Can we ever get a deal on a quality pair of plain old 3.5mm jack noise-reducing in-ear headphones? Bluetooth is nice and all, but at least the 3.5 jack is still mostly universal across all devices.

I guess I’m a luddite or something. Can we ever get a deal on a quality pair of plain old 3.5mm jack noise-reducing…

I never cease to be amazed by this whole concept of “inspecting” a vehicle. When I purchased my last car the only inspection was that a sheriff’s deputy came out to the DMV parking lot and checked that I had the VIN written down correctly. I think if this state passed any law which required vehicle…

“Sad!”

I can’t help but feel like the Fizzics thing is just taking 100 dollars from people who’ve never figured out that you can pour a beer into a glass before you drink it...

I can’t help but feel like the Fizzics thing is just taking 100 dollars from people who’ve never figured out that…

Am I the only one who’s bothered by the impossible magnetism of the mPow headphones?

Am I the only one who’s bothered by the impossible magnetism of the mPow headphones?

I remember my first Hearse, RuBella, was always out for blood. A loose screw, exposed moulding, or something would always seem to reach out and rip pants or skin. Once I swear the door slammed shut on my leg while I was parked on an incline, facing downhill...