BUT THAT DOESN'T APPLY…!

The dildo bike was the hardest I've laughed at anything in quite a while

As someone who was swearing at the screen during the early days of her pregnancy, I am enjoying the hell out of Debbie's ongoing reality check.

The thing that sets the SmackDown women's division apart is they're not doing the indulgent, inorganic "WOMEN'S REVOLUTION" crap to satiate Stephanie McMahon's ego so she can continue thinking she invented women being good at sports.

Stone Cold Steve Austin is a big fan of her's for some reason.

Lena Dunham being a tonedeaf white feminist? No way!

The early 00s were interesting because Nick's entire lineup outside of Spongebob and Fairly Oddparents completely eroded. Cartoon Network and Disney were kicking its ass.

Yeah, I was born in '92 so I grew up on late 90s Nick. Rerruns of all of their early-mid 90s stuff like Doug, first-run Rugrats, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life Clarissa Explains It All, etc. were such a regular part of the rotation that I assumed they were current shows. They were just as much a part of my…

Shit, this could've been a great series finale, let alone season finale

They lost the bet on purpose because they didn't want to live in the suburbs anymore.

That Dennis scene actually had me flinching and bracing myself for the worst. His single most terrifying scene in the series.

"I don't wanna end up on your weird site!"

Bleh, Boy Meets World is the only TGIF sitcom that still holds up anyway

Chardee MacDennis and The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis have to get in there

That was a surprisingly heartwarming moment, with Frank genuinely trying to cheer Charlie up there!

Honestly? i'd give this episode an A+. Just a TREMENDOUS experiment. And it left me sure that Dennis is going to kill a man by the end of this season.

It started with the Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo for me.

Considering the credits song is an early version of Stranger In Moscow, he was definitely involved.

Time for me to fly through a window and wear all of my clothes from eighth grade again.

Those hipster-y drawings in the original article made me cringe so hard. Especially Chucky.