Tommy looks like he's in the sex offender registry.

I've been having that dream off and on for the last 5 years. It's always some class I completely forgot I had until 3 months into the semester.

Who else was scared Frank would die for a second? Obviously they'd save that for the season finale but jeez, that's a lot of blood!

Any time Keegan Michael-Key plays a straight man with barely contained rage, it's awesome.

I'm glad to see somebody else shares my utter disdain for Mambo No. 5. I hated that fucking song since I was seven.

This episode was already tremendous but then the Charlie and Dee kiss shot this up to legendary territory. So damn awkward.

I knew things would go off the rails the second Frank turned to Dennis' search history.

I thought the episode was a little unfocused and random, but I still laughed throughout. And good God, Dennis' monologue was absolutely TERRIFYING. He's become the best character on the show.

I've heard a lot of Sunny songs on Spongebob.

"Why my father is talking to me with a cinch around his penis is beyond my grasp."

Charlie and Dee and Charlie and Mac are the best, but I also love Dennis and Mac because of how Dennis is CONSTANTLY undercutting him.

Anybody else hear ominous music go off in their head when Dennis vowed to bang somebody before they landed? He tops himself every season.

A hilarious touch to that scene is when the truck drives by and the black dude sitting behind Franco turns around and looks at his now empty seat like, "The fuck was he in such a rush for?" A neat jab at how hokey those scenes are.

Not Bruce Mathis!

In the latest edition of "Thought this was an Onion Article"…

This sucks. My iPod classic fucked up last year because I left it in my pants pocket while I was washing my clothes. I'd been planning on buying a new one recently. Fuck.

Actually, that was after the very first time they broke up

Is Jesus a knight in light skinned armor?

I'm an ateist, but I'm pretty sure this won't fly well in heaven.

Spoiler: Cena Wins LOL