The internet has made it impossible for shows to stay dead.

I know plenty of women who have used it as a mutli-purpose insult, though that may be just because I live in Georgia.

I think it's generational. I know plenty of girls who call guys that word. Or maybe it's just because I live in Georgia.

I was born in '92, so I actually saw the Lost World before the original. I've always enjoyed it a great deal.

So in a completely unintended and obtuse way, #CancelColbert kinda…sorta…worked.

Yeah, unless you're referring to literal excrement, Comedy Central lets you say shit after 9 PM.

I mean, the HuffPost guy was getting pretty condescending and dismissive, but she started it by immediately being defensive and dropping the magic "white privilege" phrase.

She seems to think everybody who disagrees with her is either a white supremacist liberal, or a sellout person of color. Or even more ridiculously, people who are just threatened by the fact that she's a woman of color with power. It's just hilariously delusional and mental gymnastics-heavy.

The hilarious and ironic thing is that she's completely proving her opposition's original point in the process - however obtusely and unintentionally so.

Washington Jiggaboos!

Now she seems to be trying to pull the old "I TROLL YOU" card by saying this whole thing was satire to attack the inability of "white liberals" to understand satire. Or something. So it's the "Satire Inception," I guess.

This is a prime example of people wanting to get offended without putting on their thinking caps first. This would be avoidable if morons would actually understand that writers and actors don't automatically think the same things as the characters they create. This girl wants to attack Stephen Colbert the man because…

If I were doing an interview with Kurtwood Smith I'd try to draw him into calling me a dumbass.

Are you just mad that LeBron James doesn't hook up?

Hey man, it's a doggy dog world, and grammar nazis like you are a diamond dozen. No need to be such a pre-Madonna about it.

See, I was with Drake on this until he revealed his real reason for this: he was made he didn't get a text, too. What a herb.

Between Drake and Justin Beiber, 2014 has not been kind to Canada's reputation

I would pay to watch somebody beat the piss out of this little shit.

I'd probably appreciate this song more if Macklemore wasn't so horrendously boring. He's like the white Immortal Technique for casual hip-hop listeners.

It's always bad when it's real life and still sounds like an Onion article