I low-key love this, but I think the enterprising teenager should have brushed up on his graphic design skills. Comic Sans and cartoon palm trees? Yikes.

I’m only a little tipsy and unfortunately not high, but I’m blown away this article wasn’t a slideshow.

9 slides, but only 3 real colors.....

So I’ve never subscribed to something like AAA. I’ve needed a car towed a few times in the 19 years I’ve been driving, and each time I just call a tow company, and they come get me. Easy Peasy

I’m waiting for the Crayola 64 pack ranking. And then the ranking of Bath and Body Works candle scents - with seasonal specials! 

It’s the ‘70 Plymouth Road Runner Superbird’s “rudder” decal:

so you’re not going to modify the floor of your car to fit yourself in because in the future you might put old seats back in (something you may very well never actually do), so instead you’re going to sell the thing and no longer have it? that...doesn’t make sense at all

Every time we passed a 4door Wrangler my wife would comment on how cool they looked. Then we went on vacation and rented one, it took half a day for her to realize she does NOT want a Wrangler.

I have to wonder if F1 didn’t just “jump the shark”......

One of the times the AT cars get lapped, they can just not see the blue flags and accidently take HAM out.

Ah, the same bowl Mazda keeps its fucks about your wants in.

The biggest competition to this is within the family itself, the newer more “Rugged-Outdoorsy” (That’s what the people want) Subaru-fied CX50 that’s larger insider with pretty much the same drivetrain

Umm, though it is a motorsickle, the Harley Davidson clothing line needs to be burned to the ground and eradicated from the universe. Like most of their riders. 

I used Tom McParland as a broker for my last purchase - paid him $500 to search and haggle on the vehicle on my behalf. I was in and out within an hour when I went to pick it up.

This is the true surprise. They’ll pay that much more just for convenience and no haggle/no hassle. Should speak volumes to nationwide dealers. And to the idiotic idea of dealers anyway. But yeah, I’d say every CarMax car is priced $2-3k higher than other dealers.

what was this? a photo shoot with ants? maybe someone taller than 3'6" could take the pictures next time. I can’t actually see enough of the car to have an opinion.

Posts an article about how good-looking the new WRX is

Will our responses be turned into a slideshow?

Other drivers. Why can’t everyone just stay home so I can have the road to myself? 

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