This is a delicate, well-crafted hairly palms joke.

your name is thrust_n_howl.....

Would anyone care to explain the plot of the movie to me?
—Uh, its Top Gun. Tom Cruise + Fighters

My hyper-specific 2 cents:

For that money i could buy an original, have it rebuilt, get it completely customized, build a garage to house it in and hire someone to scratch my balls for the rest of my life. That’s a collectors item.

its a polished turd. a pig with lipstick, perhaps.

Wait, there’s another Chadwick?

Oh for fucks sake, it’s not real. its a just a thing to throw at the internet so internet people blog about Tesla during a period of time when there are tons of other things going on.

ok, thank you.

Oh, if you’re looking for Jackie Stewart lore; its rumored/verified that he always wore a union jack speedo. Except for ‘68. After a disappointing ‘67, he switched to a Scotish flag bannana hammock. Only to come across even worse results. In ‘69 he switched back to the Union Jack; and became the fine racer we’ve all…

i always give my dad shit because there’s a passing resemblance between the two, down to the accent. We just celebrated my dad’s 70th. Cheers again, Dad!

Chadwick, Tunnel Traffic, Corvettes, Father/Son, Instagram....this is peak NJ.  I’m guessing the mom is the second from the left?

so close. could have set up on the platform and fed a bunch of the homeless people.

pantone color of the year?!

Couldn’t they just buy a sheet of bullet proof glass. Or some of the stuff they use in zoo’s? Cut it into a triangle and be done?

a 4.9% increase in the maximum number of drinks consumed on one occasion

ears? you’re doing it all wrong!  

Anything about the Isle of Mann

still better than the first suggestion for Malcolm X

i hope writers start refering to it as the Ford Lettuce. Ford Salad.