I can only hope the minivan will be track-tested against a Ferrari 488 GTB, but I’m not optimistic.

Clearly he was uncomfortable sitting in the saddle with such huge balls.

DO NOT TEASE ME ALFA

Headline:

The Michelin Man has never been so 1980’s Atari.

So, based on his remarks, this is now how I picture Tyler writing a post-

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne Chevy Nova in the sky

Dude, you can’t just post pictures of the same car. That’s not how this works.

I went from this:

When it stops being the answer.

/endthread

*saad

But this is Jalopnik, right?

Trackday? Trackday.

I wish I could quit you...

I have to say, Timothy Dalton in this film is one of the finest performances of any actor ever on screen.

Hell hath no fury like...something something danger zone?

What happened to the Audi Quattro? That car fundamentally changed rallying forever.

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