The Alfa Romeo 158 (nicknamed Alfetta).

I am figuratively in shock by that

I am figuratively in shock by that.

Bad news, a Routan is included with every purchase.

Awesome and hideous aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

I don’t throw the word ‘hero’ around lightly, but you sir, are a true American Hero. A hero of not reading things, and then telling us you didn’t.

I feel like this song is needed.

True, but with a mustache like that, you can do anything.

I submit the following as evidence that Ford itself did worse to the poor Mustang:

Ah get over it.

Land Yachting World

Swedish Review of Seat Ergonomics Quarterly.

Just a hunch, were you 3 in 1991?

I could get behind thelongroof.jalopnik.com.

I don't think Torch has ever had it...

Chris Harris for new Top Gear presenter!

Maybe one day, if he's any good, he'll make it out of The Grey.

Given the current situation, Rock-em-Sock-em-Jezza's would have been more appropriate

Totally. Just tried to make it sound a little less awkward.

I didn't know Shakespeare was a millennial. Crazy.