well in her defense there are a lot of jews in boca

wtf is he chewing on though

Ian Eagle is the best broadcaster CBS has, for my money.

purple rain IN the rain with the stage lighting actually making the goddamn rain appear purple was chilling. too perfect.

I think a majority of people did dislike the spurs until they ran into miami 2 years in a row who were far more hated

heh, chubby exuberance.

i’ve played soccer like 4 times in my life and that was elementary school

i don’t know why but this makes me laugh way too hard

“fiduciary” LOL

look, deadspin isn’t supposed to give me a rager, the hell is this

i’m not offended or anything, this just wasn’t that funny.

you remain seated for the first and maybe second wipe, then stand to finish the job

Chip Kelly barely has eyelashes and it’s fucking unsettling.

melo is lethal in international ball with the closer 3 point line

good god almighty

I’m a white guy, but I can only imagine how shocked black dudes were when this didn’t end with jon jones stepping out of the vehicle.

peeps are awful and if you eat them in front of me I WILL judge you

seriously though fuck this guy

hehe

vapid racist and cloistered is the name of my trendy new age middle school band