fucking people, man. unbelievable.

nah, child support

im not religious but god bless that young man, flawless response to a stupid fucking question

so uh...that tweet...come on draper, get that shit outta here

disclaimer: I didn’t read the article

that dude sounds a LOT like mark jackson

what the fuck is a gunny sack

with all due respect sir, you seem way too reasonable to be a jets fan

I contend this is the most deadspin thing that could possibly occur

oh, I think I see what you did there

that was an intentional hair whip

some of those were really good licks, and the adult just continues laughing lol

you shut your whore mouth

i’m speechless

steve nash doesn’t have massive fucking shoulders/arms either

that is a MASSIVE fucking bear

christ almighty, even refs are flopping now

just needed to point out that pushups don’t build biceps so it’s no surprise yours didn’t “swell”

he broke his leg in front of the louisville bench, but yeah, everyone recoiled

So, was the goal scored by the wind proved to be fake or was it just a glaring omission?