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Don’t care.   My commute to work is 5 miles.

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket

Keep’em coming, Nate!

I remember when you could get a chili cheese burrito for a buck (20 years or so ago) and if you didn’t ask too many questions it was a damn satisfying use of a dollar at lunchtime.

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

I feel sorry for people who don’t have fun memories from their youth that they like to revisit from time to time. 

If you don’t like it, go get an actual job

You seem to be confusing the ability to choose your own damn job with the permission of an employer to exploit you.

Just because one exists, doesn’t mean the other is right.

You’re parroting the same “pull yourself up by your boot straps” mantra that excuses bad employers because of the technically correct assertion…

There is a barrier to entry: you have to have a car.

That’s the entirity of your argument. Shit like, “If you don’t like it, go get an actual job and quit driving,” says that the employees should not be able to advocate for better treatment, and that the company should be able to do whatever they want.

Fuck off with this bootlicker bullshit. Massive companies need to be called out for shitty practices.

No, I’m picking apart your reading comprehension of the article and how it relates to your argument.

What alternative are you suggesting? The rideshare companies are notorious for keeping their ridership data close to the vest...so that leaves you needing to try gathering what you can from the drivers.

Well go ahead and do an article on the data you wish you had, so you can compare it to the article Jalopnik did on the data they do have, and then we’ll see whose article is better.

I don’t care if you don’t use them or not. You’re still advocating that they be continued to fuck over their employees, and that the company is always right.

What the fuck does any of what you said have to do with being paid fairly, and not being fucked over by the company?

Also, the Uber offices won’t be a burden to Dallas residents or business owners. Their presence will generate revenue.

Uber Rides was a little taxi firm down in Texas