Man these suggestions are awful. 1st gen Vienna with the v6 and awd is the answer. 

“So I’m gonna guess...”

The assault is only felonious if she decides to call the police 

There’s one at the other end that has the distance to Wilmington. I got to drive it once from one sign to the other back when I was a truck driver.

It’s truly bizarre the lengths that hipsters will go to just to make sure they mention their favorite bands.

Is this satire, or are there really people this stupid out there?

And of course the workers will rarely get a full time shift and the insurance is shit IF they can even get it but golly they get paid $15 an hour for the ten hours they are scheduled every week! This economy is great!

Whole foods has never baked their bread in house. It comes frozen and par-baked like at almost every other store. The only large grocer that actually makes bread from dough is Publix and it’s only some of theirs. A lot of their hot bar stuff and desserts and such are premade as well (whole foods.) I worked there for a…

Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this article was a huge reach

Thanks for the crushing insight into the failure that is my life, just what I needed to read on lunch break

Cool van but the price is double what it should be. It’s double what I paid for a 91 Previa all-trac, anyway. Also, as an old minivan owner, I’m here to tell you that the lack of a second side door is a pretty significant issue when compared with the utility of the modern minivan design. And stow-n-go seating... and…

This is actually a good lesson on why people hate Boomers. Look into what the concentration of Boomers in that county did via property taxes and school funding. My kid had to go to elementary school in a fucking trailer because those assholes gutted the school system. The Villages absolutely wrecked the economy and…

And her penis

You mean "when"

THANK YOU

Fanboys are the fucking worst. Stop it.

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This has to be one of the most obliviously un-self-aware blog posts I've ever read. Unless it's parody, in which case, bravo.

I see wooden bumpers on old XJs and pickup trucks all the time in SE NC. Redneck engineering.

The real story is always in the comments.