My wife’s son gave us an ‘04 9-3 and, even though the car itself was free, that was by far the most expensive car I have ever owned. An absolute lemon that baffled every mechanic who tried to fix it. And, more importantly, when the car was running there was absolutely nothing particularly enjoyable about it. It was…

My theory is that the unhinged tweetstorms are Barron's doing, when he swipes the old man's phone and locks himself in the bathroom. Senile pops just never remembers to change his password. It would explain the bizaree tweener syntax, anyway.

Hell yeah. Anyone who voted CP on this glorious lump of Americafuckyeah should be deported to some liberal commie hellhole like France.

He needs a Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet. Like, 10 of them.

Christ, what an asshole.

This is horrible advice all around.

I paid 2k cash for a 91 Previa All-Trac last fall. 320k miles and the seller was the second owner. Got a stack of paperwork with it that went back to its first oil change. The lady who owned it had taken it to one mechanic for the last 10 years, and every time he suggested a repair she whipped out the checkbook.…

TIL my Previa has been to the moon and 1/3 of the way back. Neat!

Sean Payton paid his players BONUSES for injuring opposing players. Fuck that guy with a salty, dessicated cactus. He should have been banned for life. I hope shit like this non-call and last year's ridiculous loss in Minnesota happen to this asshole year after year until he gives up and retired.

Any requirements for length and girth?

Amen. When I'm 70 and diagnosed with incurable cancer this is definitely the car I'm driving into that bridge support at 90 mph.

I’m down with what you are trying to say here, but calling a B210 “good” and “surprisingly fun to drive” should earn you a sharp rap on the knuckles with a metal ruler.

“It was, in looser terms, the kind of “twist” I’d expect from a high school kid in a creative writing course with an edge to grind.”

I don't understand why Jeep wasted time and money trying to reconcile off-road and towing ability on this "truck"; the closest 99.999% of them will get to "off-roading" is when they grind some curbs in a mall parking lot, and the heaviest thing they'll "tow" will be a new flat screen from Best Buy. 

You’ll never get anywhere arguing with foxbois like these. This era mustang was slow, heavy, unsteerable and butt-ugly. But these guys lusted after them in high school so to them that makes it a "classic." Massive CP.

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If a truck is going fast and the driver gets on the brakes hard, it’s possible for the trailer tires to break traction and swing out. That’s jacknifing. The way to stop a jacknife is to apply power and basically pull those trailer wheels back into position behind the tractor. The guy you saw may have been doing that-…

I have a bizarre urge to get an old Taurus and turn it into a replica Detroit Police / OCP patrol car.

I do too. Honestly I think they are better looking than the contemporary Corvette.

So you are admitting that you couldn’t think up an equivalent Obama joke that *wasn’t* racist?