I think I figured out why Time labeling Taylor Swift as one of the whistle blowers is so goddamn annoying.

RIP The Red Lion.

The corner of Smith and Gertrude. Near Sircuit. Another friend got punched in the face on Wellington near the corner of Peel, so in very close proximity to the most infamous Melbourne gay institution (the Peel). I think Australia probably has come a long way, but there will always be members of the homophobe…

Makes you think about how many go unreported. Boyfriend once got punched in the face (he still has the scar on the bridge of his nose to show for it) on what is one of the most gay-friendly if not THE most gay-friendly street in Melbourne because he looked like “a fucken faggot”. What’s worse is that he’s not the only…

Australians also do a spectacular job of destroying everything that is holy about fruit cake.

Fuck me, I was blissfully oblivious to the existence of this monstrosity until an American friend chose to enlighten me. More often than not green beans are fairly unpalatable but this format takes them to a whole new level of horrendous.

I’m getting the distinct impression that I’m alone in my love for spiders here...

That isn’t the only thing out to kill you.

Did it still have its head?

My father has a “pet” huntsman that has called the garden shed home for the past few years. He (the spider, not my father) lives behind a shelving unit and rarely ventures out, though sometimes he’ll wave a leg or two at you from the comfort of his house. However, he is so big that you can actually hear his eight feet…

I met an Aussie couple in Cancun in September. I told the woman I didn’t want to go to Australia because everything wants to kill you. She laughed about the silly way Australia is portrayed in the U.S. but I see the truth.

These guys are pretty harmless. I’d be more worried about the poisonous spiders like the redbacks and funnel webs. Not to mention all the other homicidal creatures, like snakes, jellyfish, sharks and crocodiles...

This is why I am NEVER going to Australia! Every time I see a news story about spiders it is always Australia. No thanks, mate!

You forgot “annoying as hell” in your list of things. Also, “overrated” and “overexposed”.

For some reason I have, like the Kardashian/Jenners, a disproportionate amount of hatred for this woman.

It would be a step in the right direction though.

Just impeach this motherfucker already.

Sweet Jesus, everything about that photo makes it the stuff of nightmares.

No one in that family will ever be high end. Not even Kendall. She makes Chanel look like K Mart.

I’m okay with Krampus so long as he keeps bringing the fruit basket.