“Remember last year, when you copied my Baby Jesus in a manger? That’s my tradition, you bitches. If you copy me one more time, I will come for you in the true spirit of the season and fucking end you in the parking lot of a Walmart.”
“Remember last year, when you copied my Baby Jesus in a manger? That’s my tradition, you bitches. If you copy me one more time, I will come for you in the true spirit of the season and fucking end you in the parking lot of a Walmart.”
This may be the first and last time I will ever say this, but DAMN I AM PROUD TO BE AN AUSTRALIAN CITIZEN RIGHT NOW. When the outcome was announced this morning I actually cried. Proper tears, like.
Indeed we are. Today I was told that my voice raises an octave in ire whenever someone mentions those people in conversation. THEY DON’T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING BESIDES REPACKAGE TACKY DRUGSTORE COSMETICS AND SELL THEM AT A 500% MARK UP AND SERVE AS A WALKING ADVERTISEMENT FOR PLASTIC SURGERY. Which they then lie about…
Her music is trash and her voice/rapping style is supremely grating. And body shaming skinny girls in that abomination of a “song” (I use the term as loosely as possible) Anaconda was petty and ignorant. By all means, be proud of your body, but denigrating other women for having a different physique? Go home.
It’s not up to me to boot her, as I’m Canadian. It’s up to the Americans. i think you’re safe, though: lord knows they don’t have good taste in music there, so they’ll probably keep her.
Indeed. It’s not quite as perplexing as, say, fans of the Kardashians/Jenners, who one could argue contribute even less to society than someone like Beyonce. I think they key word here is fantasy; these artists project a hyper-real glamorous image, and the advent of social media allows fans to feel like they are part…
I have, and I tend to agree with you. I don’t particularly like Beyonce (now the angry hordes will come for me with their torches and pitchforks), I REALLY don’t like Nicki Minaj, I think Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Cardi B are fucking awful, and.... I think that covers the all the musical artists that get regular…
Oh, she’s not dead? Alright, the woman can buy herself a plane ticket back to Australia, then. If she has anything after finally paying her taxes, that is.
Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.
SO YOU’RE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE NOW
You mean these?
Can’t we just cancel all of these people already? They’re vapid, clueless, egocentric, and continue to introduce new and insufferable people into the public lexicon. These are the people that had their 9 year old playing on a bedroom stripper pole. Stop giving them attention, people.
I hate all these people. They’ve even made me hate the letter “K”. I hope she gets justice and I hope no one but her ever hears about it, because the world kollectively realizes these people don’t matter.
Mine is an Australian man, too. I just got tired of the British man.
I’ve changed the voice for Siri so it is an Australian man, and it brings me such joy.
[sonorous fart noise]
Grew up near water, can confirm that swans are massive assholes. Grew up obnoxiously smirking at The Ugly Duckling for the hilarious unintentional irony of mean girl swans.
Lol, suburban office parks used to pay for swans (which are something like the Crips to Canada geese Bloods). Turns out, swans are dicks, too, they’re just prettier.
The vapid and “famous for nothing” narrative has gotten old
She had sex with Ray J. That deserved at least 15 minutes. Her momager just managed to turn that into 15 years.