You know, the one good thing about this election is that it has made it very, very easy to spot the racists and perverts since they’re basically walking around with placards declaring their repugnance.

Exactly! A “yeah!” was enough to sink his campaign but Donald is somehow still hanging on?

Exactly! A “yeah!” was enough to sink his campaign but Donald is somehow still hanging on?

Looking at the video, I just wanted to yell, “Put Grandpa to bed already! He’s sundowning again!”, so your kid is not off-base in his assessment.

I watched this with my cousin and her (extremely lovely) autistic son, who is 10. The child kept remarking on how Trump needed a nap. It’s possible the kid was projecting- it was past his bedtime- but he was far less cranky and fidgety than the candidate over 90 minutes.

Being alone wouldn’t have bothered me, but being locked in would.

I couldn’t do it. Take that back, wouldn’t do it. Little Nobody co-slept with us until 3 years ago (she’s 10)—it just worked for us as a family. Then she just up and decided she wants to sleep alone, and off to her bed she went. We tried EVERYTHING—doctors, psychologists, sleep-studies, etc. Nothing worked. If…

Parenting is a continuous exercise in picking your battles.

He seems to be pulling from left and right, due primarily to people under 25 being idiots.

Not “liberals”. Just “idiots”.

My kid’s been a hellion for days. Husband put a cardigan on her today and I swear even her hair was calmer. Tiny librarian.

Dude... I was just making a basket joke.

Nah that’s the face every mom makes when they’re about to go off on you for not cleaning your room before you have company.

God save that little nugget.

Fuck the haters. Terror Tot George Forever!!

-Joseph Goebbels

Does that mean in two years when I’m being handed my phd, my memories of being assaulted by men will be magically replaced with new memories in which I pet kittens with philosophers? Because that would sure make nighttime public transit less of an anxiety crap shoot.

So THAT’S why so many assaults happen in high school and college! Once you get your advanced degree though, you’re safe

Obligatory! Always apropos!

I assume next week the GOP will move on to something more advanced, like accusing Clinton of having cooties.