This is also something people do to cope with panic/anxiety attacks (usually by themselves, but it’s good to be able to walk a child through it).

I’m thrilled to realize I’m not the only one who did a double take.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

it’s not the same, at all.

I went to grad school in a very faux-progressive, very white community, where interracial adoption seemed to be en vogue especially among university staff. After meeting a few white families with dark-skinned children I developed a secret desire to see interracial adoption all but banned.

Also having adoption as an option versus abortion is so so disingenuous. People counseled that to me when I was planning to have an abortion- I was like “I don’t want to be pregnant- adoption would not be a solution” 

It’s common at bars in the US, not restaurants.

That is a very stupid opinion. 

No, life with two toilets is superior especially if you have more than 3 people living in your house. I am an expert in this regard because I married a slow pooper, who is the son of a slow pooper, and spawned a slow pooper.

He’s correct, there is a sizeable and very vocal contingent of the Star Wars fandom that is undeniably toxic. Its not just Star Wars either its fandom in general, fandom has a way of numbing ones empathy and the reputation of being vile little internet trolls are well earned by many members of various fandoms.  These…

What a twist if he was dead all along and she’s been lovingly conversing with and kissing his rotting corpse.

They didn’t even have the chance to start resenting each other.

Well. In the true life story, he [presumably] died at sea and was never found, prior to her even waking up disoriented in the cabin. She never rescued him because he was just gone. So I guess the twist will be she was hallucinating him the whole time or something.

I would argue that being a contributing writer for Fox News automatically makes you a shittier parent than Chip and Joanna Gaines, but what do I know?

Wasn’t it something like he gave a couple to family members, kept a couple, and then split with his partner, who ended up with one or more dogs? I don’t have the impression that he was some kind of fly by night dog guy.

HARD disagree.

I am SURE someone has written an exhaustive hyper detailed breakdown of her gown down to which trees the silkworms that made the silk ate, but a quick look at the gown shows a likely un-stretchy duchesse type silk satin (no stretch), a portrait neckline, and with a sleeve length that is AFAIK dictated by…

$60k a year starting out lol You are right, that’s some funny stuff right there.

I have double my salary in student loan debt, does that count?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Being a “free thinker” in Kanye’s context means, “my ignorance is as valid as your knowledge”. It’s not.