I cannot believe that this is even being associated with ‘safe spaces’ — shouldn’t it be more ‘common sense’?

I’m against this.

But how can I make my friend’s cancer about ME?

Humblebrag!

Well, at least if it’s got James Franco, then we won’t have to worry about it being a film people will go and see.

No. I was there in the 80's. She didn’t believe it. She was a well-paid corporate shill. She was the silver bullet that her Corporate Overlords used to defeat the ERA, which would have cost Big Business Big Bucks. If the ERA had passed, they would have had to actually pay women the same amount they were paying the…

It’s good that she managed to overcome the handicap of not pleasing boners to still do something or other with her life.

How many dead dogs per classroom these days?

Laura Dern’s line at the end of the trailer: “It’d be so lovely to think that if I were a man, people would listen and say, ‘ok.’ Ahhh, it’d be so restful.” was the truest thing that has ever trued.

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

I was named after a little girl being abused in my parent’s religious cult. So, suffice to say, it’s a regret. But don’t cry for me, Argentina: I took my mother’s maiden name as my first name when I got married, and took my spouse’s last name, because it’s a badass last name. So in a way, I got to name myself, and…

The attorney gets paid either way.

Jeah, he’s right above Kate’s head. She adopted Ryan Lochte at gunpoint, according to him.

At one of my first jobs I remember overhearing one of the tenured professors (a man in his late 60s) remark that since they made it illegal to ask people if they were planning to have a baby in interviews they should just avoid any women younger than middle age. This was in 2010!

With larger rings, the assumption was supposedly that you were more likely to ditch the job after the wedding because a woman with a rich husband was less likely to care about her career.

Easy solution - all she needs is a very small loan from her father of about $1 million to tide her over...

If only ryan hadn’t.

Depends on the age of the child. I remember eating more as a kid than I do now. If you’re growing and active, you do require food.

Dude, if you can’t eat 900 calories in a sitting, you have never been to a quality restaurant.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.