Mason jars: for when you want people to know your sperm is artisinal.

We did the same thing during our move overseas - stayed in three different ‘hoods until we found one we liked. Airbnb-ing nice (and dog-friendly!) apartments for two months while we navigated the rental market was amazing - long-term stays sometimes have reduced rates (ours ended up being the price of a hostel) - I…

Mrs. Murphy sounds like a racist bitch.

With the way we consistently decrease funding for the sciences because of our hatred of progress and intellectualism, they’ll all be out of jobs anyway. See you soon, fuckers.

Women can literally only have PPD if they are postpartum. Their hormones ARE all over the place. I could see where you were coming from if women tried to use PPD when they kill their elementary-school-aged children, that would be a fair comparison. Men do not go through significant bodily changes after their partner…

Someone trying to kill a 4 month old?

That’s your concern here?

And there were Clinton delegates disqualified as well. And the panel making such decisions was evenly split among Clinton and San ders supporters. The whole delegate-caucus system may suck, but that’s not really the issue here. Like you say, its the “ground game.”

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

“He’s not Hitler. He definitely has two testicles.” Well I feel better now.

Yeah, it’s quite the measuring stick.

“How’s the food here?”
“Well it’s not poison!” /thumbs up/

Worse is that “He wants to help [country]. He wants to unite people. They think he doesn’t but he does” is probably something that many people thought about Hitler.

I was totally thinking ‘He seems way more like a Mussolini to me.

It’s not because the three year old was out late. It’s because the three year old didn’t have a gun, obvi. Give the kid two guns! No one’s getting shot then!

He just has impulse control problems. No big deal

FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO THOUGHT THAT. JUST FUCK THEM

I want to slap everyone who is questioning why the child was out that late with her mother. If the mother went to someone’s house to do hair, what is the problem with her bringing her child with her? If she is a single mother, what else is she supposed to do? Fucking people.

He was probably a really nice guy.

why didnt she just give him a chance u guys

He has only said like 10000 times, he wasn’t drinking! GOD! He’s going to be a private citizen, so there, and you’re not even his real dad!