I have short legs and keep the seat scrunched up close to the wheel, so yeah, that extra inch or two of clearance would make getting out of the car easier. But only slightly.

Remember when they used to sell this content as a VHS boxed set of NFL’S HARDEST HIIIIITS or some shit?

You can get rid of one bad apple if you remove it before it infests the rest of the bunch. If you leave it too long, though, shit’s gonna rot all the way through.

There’s also Bastet, or Bastard Tetris. It feeds you the statistically worst possible piece every time.

I’d wager that either Reyes owes someone money, or someone owes him money, and the Wilpons are involved at some level.

Some days, I only watch because I adore Gary, Keith, and Ron.

And you didn’t even mention Wilmer Flores saying, “FUCK THIS SHIT,” and walking off in the first inning.

My boyfriend is from Brooklyn, and this is my first season watching baseball. We turned it off out of shame in the 3rd inning, then decided, what the hell, let’s see how bad things are in the 7th! Got the game streaming just in time for the beginning of the dulcet strains of Masterpiece Theater, and we giggled our…

Heads would roll.

I practiced mixed martial arts, which on the surface is an individual sport, but turns out to be a strongly team-driven sport once you’re in it.

Sometimes, you don’t have a choice.

I had some boards I needed cut so they’d fit in my car. I flagged down two people and stood at the saw in the back of the store for 10 minutes as I edged closer and closer to the saw, eventually standing completely within the “no customers” zone. I even touched the saw and considered turning it on, but I needed the…

I’m in a band in Portland. We were talking to a former promoter about the lack of promotion we were getting, and she flat out told us, “It’s not the promoters job to put up posters and get people to come to the show. That’s the artists’ job.”

A good use case is when you’re in a group of people going to the same destination, like a car rally, where you’re only minimally familiar with the route, but the GPS keeps re-routing to faster routes even though you’re deliberately trying to take the slower scenic roads.

Came for this; not disappointed.

Is there any regulation against taking the guts of an arcade machine and retrofitting it into a smaller form factor?

I like a wheel with some kind of tactile indicator where my hands usually sit. The ‘97 Malibu I unfortunately ended up with after college had dimples on the back that I could rest my index fingertips on, and the ‘99 Bonneville I’m currently stuck with has a slight swell at the 10 and 2 positions that I can hook my…

What’s great is the fact that Kenny Loggins already has a golf legacy, due to his cousin having created the theme song to the Masters.

PDX is great, but the weirdest experience I had was at Boryspil, Ukraine, where my boyfriend and I sat down at a pizza place in the terminal and asked, “How big are the pizzas, exactly?”

I always thought it was a dirt road wave. I always bring a couple fingers off the wheel when I pass someone on a back road, and I almost always get the same back. It’s just polite.