I’m someone who went to a GYN asking for relief from endometriosis pain, and then during the pelvic exam, I flinched. His response was, “What, it can’t hurt that much.”

Senator Jon Tester supports reproductive rights, supports legal abortion, supports allowing minors to travel across state lines to secure their reproductive rights, is against mandatory parental notification, and supports funding for contraception and emergency contraception.

To summarize, because people could potentially get access to a safer (but still illegal) abortion method by…what, how, money? Resourcefulness? Theft? Means that we shouldn’t focus on the horror side of abortion bans?

Not gonna mention her recent bout of posting homophobic content on social media, huh?

I know someone who ditched their car in the airport parking lot (I think in Newark) because he was underwater on the payments and couldn’t sell it…and was on a one way flight to a small island in Europe where his wife’s family lives. So if someone sees a Nissan Rogue for auction in NJ, its name is Black Ronin, and…

Scottie sounds bitter and whiny.

Good luck with your hantavirus Jeep.

My weirdest childhood habit, which has continued to this day, is that at the end of a bowl of Cheerios (ONLY plain Cheerios, anything else is heresy), my last spoonful will consist of 3 Os. No more, no less. 5 is right out.

When I went home to Montana for Xmas, my ex called and said he was moving out and taking the car, so I had to buy myself a rig on short notice. Luckily, the Subaru dealership at home has been taking care of my family for decades, and the first Outback of theirs I drove, I fell in love with and bought. Dealership…

I’ve been in a car that caught fire after an oil change due to spilling oil in a weird place and not being cleaned up. I’ve had a dealership sell me one of their loaners that then had to go back 3 times in the first week of ownership before they found a defective oil plug gasket that was causing a pretty massive oil…

I work for a cloud computing company, and when I worked on the tech support desk, we used to SSH into each other’s boxes and install plugins like Cloud2Butt.

I haven’t been this excited for 90s music since Ace of Base dropped their b-sides collection.

You work an hour, you get a page. You work an hour, you get a page. You work another hour, you get another page.

After being crammed into the travel equivalent of one of those boxes for veal calves for umpteen hours, the first thing I wanna do is unfurl my body so blood can finally start flowing into my extremities again. I’m not gonna try and disrupt anyone else’s shit, but by god, do not stop me from trying to unclench my…

It’s sort of fine, until the rights holder finds out and sends lawyers after you. It’s not like there’s a whistleblower network snitching to ASCAP on every Datpiff mixtape that drops, so you can often fly under the radar until your profile is raised to the point where the artist and/or their label/lawyers figures…

It’s even better/worse if you’re a lady in IT, because it’s either borderline or full on sexual harassment. “Oh, [dude name], you’re MUCH prettier than you were yesterday,” is maybe the least offensive variant.

It has Jenny from the L-Word as Aunt Becky. It’s already perfect.

Reminds me of watching MotoGP with a newly minted race fan, and he started talking smack about one of the backmarkers. I said, “Yeah, but you also have to realize, that dude is clearly one of the 25 best motorcycle racers in the entire world right now. He’s not gonna win a championship, but most humans can’t even sit…

“The incessant Russian Reversal bit, immortalized by Family Guy: “In Soviet Russia, car drives you!””

And nothing of value was lost.