I'm a realist; I give the marriage 2 years and she will be jumping out the window to get away from the joker she just spent a small fortune on to marry.

JayZ's mug shot...

Jesus was a Jew, the rest is just fiction.

By "christ" you, of course, mean Jew.

Can you think of a better use for diplomatic immunity?

God "has been using you..."

This is Pearl.

"Are you taking the mickey?"

THIS! I have a real problem with people who self-identify as "Black" only if it is convenient (i.e. money making) for them.

Honestly, NO!

"We fuck..."well that pretty much answers everything.

Always!

Sorry but without photos of Coco's magnificent breast this does not merit a headline.

Lying is a "nasty business."

...and she's going to Disneyland!

McCullen v. Coakley, overturning buffer zones around clinics...FUCK JEZ!

Meanwhile...

The leader of a sovereign nation; YES, that guy.

Deport this talentless fuck to North Korea, if they can feed him they can have him. This week only: 2 for 1 your choice of Chris Christie, Pappy Duck, James Franco, or Kimye & Klan. ACT NOW AND THEY CAN HAVE THEM ALL!