Don't have children.

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I beg to differ, children are the leading cause of poverty and divorce.

Wait to have children until after you have had a life, but not so long that you will be dead by the time they leave your house. BTW: No one over the age of 50 and in their right mind should have a teenager living in their house unless they plan on moving out and leaving them there alone.

Far, far, far, far, far, far, far AWAY!

Personally, I prefer the term "Fucking Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Pestilential & Parasitic Bastards," but to each his own.

You would think people could learn from the mistakes of others, but as long as they can't I feel obligated to laugh my ass off at their folly.

Oh look now stupid people have to keep their children with them —- GOOD!

Lupita is stunning!

Pathetic.

It's just this life, there will be others.

Depression is no excuse for that behavior!

No.

My eyes are burning, but I can't stop looking!

If you must swim with sharks, please do the shark a favor and open a wound on your body before getting in the water. Thanks!

THIS! THIS! THIS! As a 50 year old feminist this just makes me sick; I find myself wondering what the hell has happened to young women.

Next up a shit load of Jez crazies will be stopping by to tell us how this is empowering and an act of agency for women; "Go, Belle Knox!"

Oh that Gaga, she is such a symbol for female empowerment and self love.

A man who hits you will keep hitting you until he gets tired or he kills you.