Hey you with the opinion based on the experience of none, you should run right out there and get yourself a teaching position in a public school.

My grandmother and mother were educators, but there is not enough money in the world to make me spend the day with other people's bad ass kids.

Never give up hope.

Allowing oneself to be objectified is never going to work out well for women.

I would have kicked him in the face, several times.

Oh lord Madonna, AGAIN! I just want to know who keeps taking that damn stake out.

I can see Kanye getting his bitch ass beat by North; Sol would choke him out!

I'm with you, this is just too damn funny!

What happened between Beyonce and Solange before they entered the elevator?

Terry Richardson strikes again! I'm sure he would be happy to know he has so many Jez fans; is this where you hold the monthly meetings?

How did you reach this conclusion...

Not understanding how things work is a reoccurring theme in these parts.

Fun Facts: There are zero calories in rabbit hair, its twice as filling as cotton balls, and it's a renewable resource; Bon Appétit!

Was there something that I said that made you think I would give a damn about what you thought? If so you misunderstood me.

I can think of at least three words that if they came out of my in-laws mouths and were directed at me would cause me to windmill his/her ass down to the ground.

You know what, people can say what they want any way that they want. If you don't like it too damn bad, it's none of your business to begin with. Maybe you should just stop reading this story if you can't handle the experience.

Once some of these Jezes have established their version of reality it is impossible to shake them loose.

"if" is an alternative reality.