I wish that no one ever had to go into the closet; maybe someday.

Come on out of the closet children; it is cold, dark and lonely in there, and no one can see how FABULOUS you are!

This should scare the SHIT out of those little fuckers!

Noted.

That's funny!

SHUT UP!

He makes me itch, and NOT in a good way!

Can someone PLEASE ask this asshat to leave; he's getting on my last damn nerve?

Thank you, but I already know America is full of white racist/homophobic bullshit asshats like you, Phil, and the Duck gang as well as those who support them like A&E. Consequently, I am not surprised by the outcome.

Do you (assuming you are a heterosexual male), or have you ever, carried around pictures of another man's dick?

No, I think the only part that is missing is the part that you are making up.

Dear Dick Pix — RUN FROM BOTH THESE MEN, NOW!

You lack the ability to focus on the facts in the instant case because you are stupid.

Britney WAS ALWAYS "a Las Vegas performer who's ripped off some Cirque de Soleil productions so she can tread water in our collective pop culture consciousness!"

Who?