Tucker Carlson is what you’re left with when the “conversion therapy” is deemed a success.

I guess Mesopotamia never happened!

I grew up smack dab in the heart of Steve King's district in a school where football was more important than academics. And even *i* learned that Mesopotamia (iraq) was the cradle of civilization. Fucker Carlson has no excuse.

Oh stop! Can you just imagine what poor Melanoma feels when she thinks this is likely to happen. 

Apparently, Carlson’s mom left the family when he was 10 and moved to France to pursue “a bohemian lifestyle.” His dad then remarried a frozen food heiress, and little Tucker went to La Jolla Country Day School. So he has a hatred of “lefties” because mommy left him, and La Jolla Country Day basically produces…

Setting aside all the... trillions of other shitty things he said here, it really rankles the way he can view Afghanistan as “primitive” as some sort of intrinsic nature, as though a 41-year* civil war escalated by billions of US dollar in the 80s, stroked to crisis by a termination of support in the 90s, and then…

Uncovered tapes? I thought his show is on every night?

THE LOVE SPONGE: Tucker’s high on pills.

Tucker Carlson is the last person in America who should be calling ANYBODY “primitive”.  His very existence calls Darwin’s theory of evolution into question.

Adolf Hitler? Ooh, wait, no.. Benito Mussolini!

“Psssshhh this ain’t so bad. I’ve heard my dad say worst things on Michael Cohen’s secret tapes that he keeps in the sock drawer.”

Funny because his Irish/Scottish/whatever ancestors were ACTUALLY primitive monkeys living in mud huts until about 1200 years ago.

You mean there are literate, cosmopolitan monkeys and no one ever told me? I really want to meet this guy.

Ronald Rump.

Take this shit, show it to advertisers, threaten boycotts, do all that shit to shut him down like we did with Glenn Beck, like we did with Bill O’Reilly, make Carlson the next target.

“They’re also so just awful. Just awful,” “...primitive...”

Someone needs to pound this pasty mf’er into the ground. If he wasn’t adopted into the Swanson fortune he’s be licking out toilets at Port Authority.

He has a whole web site too that he owns, The Daily Caller. Would be fun if that were similarly targeted.

In prep school Tucker never learned, apparently, that Iraq is considered the “cradle of civilization” —?

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