She’s a fucking dumbass and so fixed on horrible old-fashioned gender roles.

Seriously, that was the first press briefing in 48 days.

The president himself has used this kind of language, during the televised presidential debates, no less, in 2016.

I’m wondering exactly what Sarah Slanders does on a daily, hourly basis now. Monthly press briefings obviously don’t require a full-time person, especially since there’s no real preparation or fact gathering involved.

I wish someone in the press corps had yelled that their two different subjects, and to stay on topic.

She spoke to baby Jesus’ Dad and was forgiven, just like all Evengelicals are after they do exceptionally shitty things.

Sarah.

How does the public pay this horrible shrew’s salary?

She really is doing she can to make sure her ticket to hell is first class.

Someone needs to beat the fuck out of her on live tv

“I speak for the president except when I don’t and, anyway, I talked about all this months ago.  Now, fuck you, I’m eating.”

She thought it was a different lunch. Only added to her confusion. 

The only handy thing about Jezebel is that the staff will never correct their stupidity, so you won’t face endless replies of “What are you on about? She says Canberra in the text…”

Always remember, she’s not a victim, she’s a volunteer.

Once upon a time, we had an entire department devoted to helping our representatives avoid embarrassments like this. I wonder what ever happened to the State Department?

Im sorry, did anyone have high intellectual hopes for a failed “model” with a 7th Grade education?

I do like Bishop’s correction to Melania’s gender assumptions. I wonder if the gender neutral phrasing of the lunch also throw Melania for a loop.

It’s bad enough to just assume the man is the politician (then again, that’s how GOP tends to work), but that she struggled to understand after being told is just baffling. They try to sell her as smart but clearly she is as brand-washed as any woman who supports the GOP.

As usual, it never ceases to amaze me how unprepared and slipshod this administration is with everything they do. As if Trump isn’t embarrassing enough on his own!