fthotfitzgerald
F. Thot Fitzgerald
fthotfitzgerald

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Good on ya! And gin used to be my poison of choice for a while too. Before that ‘twas whisky. Funny enough, a super religious fictional TV show character, ‘Penny Dreadful’s Vanessa Ives, ultimately turned me on to brandy.

Here’s to booze temporarily negating mankind’s ignorance! Cheers!

I remember when Obama calling Kanye a jackass made a bunch of people question the ‘decorum of office’ and sent a ripple of ‘oooOOOooo’ throughout the USA like a bunch of elementary school kids finding out Jimmy got called to the office in the middle of class.

Thing is there’s no going back now - Trump has completely obliterated the idea that the presidency is in any way some sort of special, higher office.  Once a mobbed up, crooked ass real estate developer occupies the office, there’s no getting that stink off of everything.  I mean I was never one to “respect the

I object to this blatant stereotyping! No fucking way would I ever buy a kayak…

I’m digusted by what you consider to be a cool ass white person but laughed heartily at 

So Freddo is a cartoon frog; Pepe is also a cartoon frog, made meme-famous on ... wait for it ... 4chan. Now with extra QAnon tie-ins! It’s all connected, whatever lies the MSM are telling the sheeple today. The guy who got shot — what was his name? Francesco Cali. Where is the biggest collection of Libs? California.

I thought it was 9th dimensional baccarat? So above my consciousness.

Somebody needs to merge it with other conspiracy theories. I vote for the classic supergroup QAnOng’s Hat.

I think you meant warp as it takes some serious reality bending to get there.

It’s to create a false sense of security. He’s playing five-dimensional backgammon, baby!

Yeah, that is always an option in this timeline.

Nth dimensional chess isn’t for amateurs!

shitty internet troll or a seriously mentally ill person

“the dying throes of baby boomers, the world’s greatest disaster.” Volume 1. 

I can’t wrap my mind around why they think Trump and Mueller are allies against Democrats and Hollywood celebrities. Trump spends a large percentage of his tweeting blasting Mueller. Only Republicans close to Trump have been charged as a result of the probe. Of all the things they believe, this one has the most

Either some shitty internet troll or a seriously mentally ill person has created a real monster with this Q bullshit. What gets me is how many people have bought into it, it reads as utter fiction yet they buy it.

If I have anything to do with it, then you're right, brother.

It’s adorable that you believe there will still be textbooks in 50 years.

As a student of history, I cannot wait to see what the textbooks 50 years from now have to say about this era. I figure it’ll be just a full chapter of a long, exasperated sigh punctuated with “fuck it”