Weekly column, perhaps? I love it!

There’s the makings of a potentially funny gimmick A.V. Club commenter in your post here. 

Empathy is a hell of a drug.

That he tried to defend Roy Moore on preying on teenage girls is the least shocking factoid about this guy.

She was barefoot for one sequence. Where the Skrulls have captured her and they are extracting her memories. She is suspended upside down and, for whatever reason, the Skrull saw fit to remove her boots. But there is only one “closeup” of her feet, a moment where she kicks a panel to open a door, or something. But it…

MY BONER IS THE BALANCE SCALE UP ON WHICH ALL ART WILL BE EXAMINED

Man. This guy should Get A Life.

Bases his movie review on the perceived attractiveness of a woman who has never interacted with him, does not use his face for his Twitter pic. Sounds about right

You’re WAAAAY underestimating how much this dude is into toes.

I was gonna go see that movie, but then i found out some random dude on breitbart isn’t attracted to Brie Larson, so i gave it a pass

Remember when Megan Fox was criticized for having toe thumbs? This seems to be the next idiotic iteration.

Every day I wonder why there aren’t more mass murders by women. Every damn day.

Glad to know I am not the only chap haunted by this dastardly episode, my sirs.

I always think of the “kids news” episode where Lisa becomes so insanely jealous of Bart’s fluff human interest stories that she puts him in mortal danger.  I mean, I love Lisa Simpson as a character and she sometimes has good cause to feel underappreciated in her family but when she goes full-blown jealousy monster…

Probably the worst Lisa’s ever been is the episode ‘Jazzy and the Pussycats’, where Bart turns out to be an amazing drummer and gets recruited by a local jazz band. Instead of being in any way supportive, or happy that she and Bart can finally share something, Lisa becomes depressed and aggressive towards Bart. She…

There seems to be an Old Man Yells at Sky attitude about people taking pictures of their food. People never complain that people take pictures of themselves at restaurants, and some nice restaurants even used to have photographers who would take your picture for you.

I don’t really take pictures of anything, but I imagine taking a quick picture of beautiful food you’re about to experience is like taking a picture of the sunset, or lovely hotel room, or any other part of an enjoyable experience you want to capture the moment on.

Said it upthread:

On the one hand, I think it’s kind of stupid to take pictures of your food, on the other hand, I just saw a picture on a FB friend’s page of an awesome looking Philly cheesesteak at this new spot that I didn’t know about, so that picture is 100% going to bring a new patron to that place as soon as I get a chance...

I take pictures of food. I also understand that omakase is literally putting your night under the chef’s direction. If they are pacing your sushi precisely, stopping to take pictures can mess that up. Yeah, a quick snap is maybe fine, but if they let you do that, it makes it harder to say no to the next person who does…