Right? I saw that and was like “where the fuck did this dude find quaaludes in this day and age”?

That and/or an uncooked chicken nugget if it was painted for filth. I’m tired of her hypocrisy. 

Touche. But I haven’t really seen it mentioned in the more “serious business” outlets, either. It only just started getting any attention in the last couple days because Ellen Page called out Pratt specifically. The church also has a history of abusing children—a fact which also hasn’t been mentioned much until…

Yeah, that’s mindboggling. It’s almost like nothing can get a cop fired these days. Unless its a Muslim cop who sites religious beliefs for not shaving his beard or a cop who DIDN’T shoot someone. 

My money is on Miller. 

I am always here for Monty Python references. 

There’s something that is deeply sad and relatable about how badly he craves for his father to just acknowledge him, tell him that he’s done a good job, that he’s proud of him.

Hold onto the fact that Nick Offerman is a stonecold fucking badass and pretty neat dude in real life and let that make up for this supreme let down. That’s what I do.

I didn’t enjoy his role in Guardians or Jurassic Park. He just seemed like a dudebro who got ripped.

Here, here.

Honestly kind of surprised at how little that’s being discussed in these interviews and such. Then again, I’m really not.

Yeah that line stuck out to me, too. 

I agree that we shouldn’t call Kellyanne a cunt. She lacks the warmth and the depth.

Right? Like that’s the best lie you could come up with? You went into the boys bathroom to “talk” to this poor kid because you run the risk of pissing yourself every 5 minutes?

like some incontinent mercenary

Haynes explicitly told her she made the belts available to parents who wanted to come into the school and discipline their kids.

My third standard is 10 months old right now and she’s also very headstrong, but I’m making progress with her. I think in her case, most of it comes from over-exuberance since it seems she only seems to have a hard time listening when she’s excited or distracted by something fun. But that’s a puppy for you. This one…

I’m not saying that Maduro should remain, but unless there is a lot better plan for the aftermath of ‘regime’ change, it’ll look a lot like Vietnam 3: Venezuelan Joropo...

Yeah, you might want to sit that one out. Especially since it was mostly in response to that whole birtherism bullshit and thus richly deserved. :P

eah, that’d be a bummer. It was the White House Correspondent’s dinner that it happened at. They pan to Trump in the audience and he looked really mad. He reportedly demanded (via Michael Cohen of course) that Seth Meyers make an on-air apology for it.

It’s not my place to weigh in on whether or not I think she’s appropriating Japanese culture as I’m not Japanese, so I won’t.