Seth Myers even roasted him about it. Wasn’t there some speculation that it was that thorough dressing-down that made him run this time?

he’s also lying.

I was going to say the same thing. “We’re going to put on our d-grade ‘Tucker Carlton’s serious face’ and climb off our overstuffed couch to shame politicians for registering displeasure”. Bah.

Beat me to it. 

Pretty much this. I am so proud that this woman is from the same state as me. She has such intelligence, poise and class.

One of my poodles put on a few pounds because she figured out if she stepped on the pedal at the bottom of her food container it would open the lid. We had no idea at the time and when we took her to the vet, he pointed out she was a little overweight. He suggested we replace some of her food with green beans and a…

Right!? Looks like the dirty pebbles at the bottom of a fish tank or something. 

Agree. That could be the tagline for his 2020 campaign.

eventually he will start stumbling across competent evil

It looks like it was already viral to start with. Barf. 

My personal theory is it’s the shape of the head and their gormless expressions that does it. But I agree; either way, he is decidedly not funny and imminently punchable. 

A lot of people who work in those fields are LGBTQIA+.

I’m agreeing to all of this. Don’t squeal until you’re hurt, Donj.

Furthermore, didn’t he claim he “didn’t recall” who he made those calls to when people initially speculated it was his dad?

Exactly! I can’t imagine Don Jr., a trash person who’s desperation for his trash father’s approval is as palpable as a wet fart in a crowded elevator on a hot summer’s day DIDN’T go running to his dad the second it was arranged and then debriefed him the second it was over with.

we know for a fact that the manager would know because Soulja Boy tell ‘em.

The same could be said for most of Trump’s media appearances.

This is 100% my face right now. Get rekt, gun nuts.

All I can say is “yikes”.

This is also undoubtedly true. What a lonely, hollow, miserable existence. I hope he lives a long time.