fthotfitzgerald
F. Thot Fitzgerald
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Sometimes I can’t help but think that no one genuinely loves, cares about or even likes this man enough to take him to a MAC counter to get color-matched or help him with his crappy suits and unfortunate hair. Then again, considering how the rest of his family looks, maybe he’s just living proof that money can’t buy

Everything about her from the mealy-mouthed platitudes she offers to her voice, her eyes, her beliefs and even her shitty lifestyle brand is empty, vapid and devoid of meaning.

I’m agreeing with you there. If you can stomach it, look at his face from different angles. You can sometimes see where it isn’t blended down his neck or toward his ears/hairline. It’s like a mask of heavy, matte bronzer that’s too warm and dark for his natural complexion. That, if you have surely less-than-ideal

Trisha Paytas is my favorite hot mess express to hatewatch on youtube when I’m feeling trashy. She also posted a pro-Trump video during the 2016 election, though later she claimed she was trolling. 

Pai is an unrepentant, morally bankrupt shitheel and everything but am I the only one who thinks he looks like the snowman from Frozen? 

That’s precisely what I said in an earlier comment. But some of them have ingredients that act as stimulants. My severely unfortunate cousin-in-law takes these all these diet pills and gas station supplements that apparently give her have amphetamine-like highs. She’s significantly overweight as well--though that

It was repugnant, totally. And you’re right, people should have leaned harder on his business history, his treatment of the five, his connections with certain people/foreign powers, the whole birtherism nightmare and DOZENS of other things. He’s been handled with kid gloves, avoided personal responsibility and faced

Touche. In fact, I think there’s a pretty strong case for dementia, neurosyphilis or even—as some have speculated—an addiction to some kind of substance like Adderall or diet pills. He’s certainly declined cognitively, but personality-wise, he’s the same shitbag he’s always been. 

He is addicted to diet pills.

Or the hospital. Depending on what comedy specials and late nights shows you watch.

For me, it’s because despite the fact that those five men were totally and utterly vindicated, Trump never showed them a shred of remorse or even basic human decency. Par for the course, but he was so vocal and full of so much vitriol even by his standards. It’s just further proof that he is a static person. He does

Yeah kind of surprised that this wasn’t brought up more.

We have calves the size of cantaloupes from smuggling 350 pound bags of McRibs over the boarder.

I’m starting to suspect it’s turned gangrenous!

Her hair at the bottom is totally fucked. I’m not talking split ends, I’m talking like, divorced and in a grim, hateful custody battle ends. 

Paula’s Choice makes some good serums for night time use. For the day, I use Olay Regenerist serums (fragrance free). Most of them have dimethcone in it so they’re silicone-based and therefore can double as a primer.

I’m white and so unfortunately do not have any magic, but I’m in my 30s and most people assume I’m in

I agree. Who does that to their fucking grandma?

Someone would be better of sticking a toothpick in a lion’s ass than messing with my granny. 

I was literally just thinking this. Georgia has unfortunately passed some laws that support it, but if it ever starts to take off in a big way here, that’s exactly what I plan to do.

Shit like this pisses me off because you know for the most part that this is going to only be used as propaganda and indoctrination. 

So long as y’all still accept asylum seekers, I won’t blame you. 

And considering he’s like 33 now...yikes.