Goddammit I was eating.

Dear Terry Crews,

Please do.

Sincerely,
Everyone

I’m higher than giraffe pussy

You know what they say! Even a broken clock is right twice a day. :P

No it isn’t!

Pretty much this!

Oh man, I forgot Kung Pow. Good times. 

Right? The guy barely has the capacity to play Chutes and Ladders let alone chess.

There’s not a single thing I don’t love about this picture.

The “Tricky Dick” pose.

This fuck-ugly rodent. Ugh.

I’m assuming Manafort is not included in this because his crimes against fashion (like all his other crimes) are too extensive. :P

George W Bush used to stick firecrackers into frog’s asses and blow them up.

This. There seems to be some kind of weird disconnect with Trump and his cronies. It’s like they don’t realize that they’re our employees--not the other way around.

As an Atlanta native I support this idea.

Jesus Christ that’s like a scene straight out of a 90's-era thriller about a child that’s a budding serial killer or something. What was the name of that movie that (iirc) ran along similar lines? The Good Son?

A+ username, though.

Whoops I meant far right.

Apparently, I’m dumb as fuck, too. :P

Isn’t that a white power symbol? Classy.

Also I love the one on the far left doing it with the wrong hand. Bad enough that he chose to be a Nazi, but he’s apparently dumb as fuck, too.

Your skill at creating suitable images of this buffoon are unparalleled. 

He looks like what would happen if David Lynch tried to design a character for Wallace and Grommet. 

And here I was thinking I’d read too far into things! Fish Licence is easily up there as one of my favorite sketches and it’s a fitting reference since Trump is so clearly a loony. (And yes, it is people like me what causes unrest.)