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F. Thot Fitzgerald
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Thanks! I can’t remember where I heard it first, but I thought it was amusing.

although the thing where they had to move bc 4yo Donnie was chucking rocks at the neighbors’ infant may have been an issue

♪♫MY HEART SAYS NO, NO ♪♫ 

It has been sheer catharsis to watch her play him like a bloated, empty-headed fiddle.

I’m absolutely going to @ you because I want to tell you that you’re 100% right. 

I read that and I was like “Do you mean except for the whole-assed child this woman gave birth to?” 

The only reason I know of it is because I vaguely remember there being some movie based around the idea/myth/whatnot. I can’t remember important dates or mathematical formulas, but useless trivia? I’m your gal.

Everything about this—especially the title—is clever. 21 grams is the supposed weight of the soul and over the course of 21 different statements we see Graham sell his.

Are all your walls called Eric?

You and I must be in the same control group.

I was literally about to post a reaction image of Thomas Builds-the-Fire, but I see y’all beat me to making references to excellent indie films. Well done.

I’m willing to bet that just like Eric Cartman, this kid doesn’t know the difference between the two either. 

As a survivor of a long streak of homophobia in high school, I know that smirk. It’s the look that every dude who called me a faggot threw at me while (and it was ONLY while) he was backed by his goon squad. It’s a look that screams “what’re YOU gonna do about it?”

All I could think of when I saw that image was this

Do you remember which designer is this? I want to make sure I boycott them.

It’s all very inconsistent and, dare I say, wildly misogynist.

Karen Pence looks like her hands would be warm and clammy at the same time.

What is it with white supremacists and bad hair?

British Parliament is wild. I would 100% watch C-SPAN more than I already do if it were like this. Wasn’t it Robin Williams who said that it was like Congress but with a 2 drink minimum? 

Another classic Monty Python sketch comes to mind: