I definitely did not pay attention until I was wildly gestured at.

Where I live we get a mailer every so often that has an info graphic on what can and can’t recycled and plastic caps of all kinds are not supposed to be recycled. I don’t understand this.

Yeah, this site should really stop with the “You’re Recycling X All Wrong” articles. They are less then helpful when so often the right way to do things is so localized.

It’s because every collector is different, generalization is impossible, and articles like these don’t help.

Why is recycling so hard? Every goddamn article I read is “Here’s how you’ve been fucking up recycling that thing that you thought you had all figured out.”

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

I mean, it’s sort of how capitalism works.  You like this?  You’ll spend money on it?  Great.  Now how shitty can I make it before you stop spending that money?  I’ll make it juuuuuussst not quite that shitty.

What kills me is that these assholes run an entertainment business, and yet they’re in a race to provide the minimum acceptable amount of entertainment. I don’t care about marginal wins per dollar: your job is to put a good-faith effort into putting an entertaining product on the field for fans to enjoy. You’re doing…

Bad news for those women who’ve been chugging diet sodas under the belief that they’re healthier than regular sodas.

You want Florida to get...more drunk!?

Jesus, is Belichick just straight up fucking with us now? “I will beat you with a 42 year old QB who is kind of a weirdo, and this terrible human being of a coach who is hated by every former team of his”.

Rondo is legit sitting in court side seats to avoid being within arm’s reach of LeBron.

There’s a middle ground on the bachelor party — one I’ve pulled off and one I’ve seen “fathers of the bride” pull off.

This column captures the zeitgeist of Belichick perfectly.

Hey man, I dunno if your user name is ironic; maybe it is. But as a Torontonian, we really have no business shitting on other people for how they treat the homeless.

If you’re gonna be a loud heckler, you owe it to everyone around you to be creative, funny, and reasonably clean.

“Several teams specifically told me that they would keep my resume on file, so there’s clearly interest.”

Congrats on the renewal Booger, I gotta hand it to yo... OH GOD NO!!!

Visit the sea lions in their natural habitat! Easy to get to from the Fisherman’s Warf on the north side of town.

The murals at Coit tower are worth a look (been a few years but I remember this being free).