I wouldn’t know how to get to a Giants game even if I wanted to go, because you can’t park at MetLife without a prepaid pass and there’s no way I’d get on an NJ Transit train and have to switch at Secaucus.

The evidence indicates that the AHL app was programmed by Gary Bettman for the purpose of threatening random potential Canadians .

I’m not sure where everybody goes from here.

Everyone’s said all along it was Tampa’s division.

The good thing about the Diamondbacks SI hot dog is that Chef Stephen’s hearing is too impaired to hear the criticism. 

That was maybe the most entertaining A’s-Mariners game ever.

Well, they don’t call it “speed” for nothing.

I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this buffoon could write a two word Deadspin letter.

What do you know, “Brand new Christian and still ain’t perfect”is JaRule’s next album title

The worst part of it for Celtics fans is that Pascal Siakam was drafted 11 picks after Guerschon Yabusele.

Great, now Goodell’s going to suspend Tom Brady for 12 games.

I don’t have a joke but I think JA Happ could have helped the Giants more this season at a fraction of the cost. What happened?

Any team that also hates the Lakers.

Belichick is playing a long con to get one of the AFC East teams to hire Schiano as head coach in a year or two.

If they played at UNLV’s Sam Boyd Stadium, Las Vegas would be bored of the Raiders by the time the new stadium opened.

Maybe it was a joke or a wink to him, but there are a lot of low-information viewers in that TV market who shouldn’t be subjected to irony.

Poor Brooklyn. If this Super Bowl is too boring maybe you can go watch rats run on the subway tracks.

Neither could I, but that’s because I haven’t watched a single game this season.

By the time Boras is done negotiating, Bryce Harper will have styled himself into an Oompa Loompa.

Witten sounds like he should be doing AFC South games on CBS for practice before he becomes a full time NFL announcer.