Of course Roseanne doesn’t want to recognize the metaphor - bad decisions and habits have consequences.

Obviously D.J. Durkin had an extremely unhealthy obsession with trying to win. Now I realize why Bryce Harper gave up trying to win and focused on hobbies like goatees and shoes.

Part of Calipari’s pitch is probably, “Worst case you’ll have at least one NBA contract with Sacramento.”

I DON’T like that

Hey, maybe Breeland Speaks was sleepy because it was almost midnight already - Old guy

They could try using play action but defensive lines might slaughter Eli by the time he turns from the fake handoff.

See, this is what happens when you start hanging out with those high-and-mighty Dorchester types.

Some people think that Gritty came from a disturbed mind. Not at all - it was from someone who downloaded an app to be able to listen to WIP from anywhere in the country.

I followed Drew Brees on Twitter for a while and nobody has done more to promote their own Jimmy John’s franchise than that guy.

If Doc Rivers was still around, he could tell Boban and Tobias to stop goofing off all the time.

Maybe Kyrie will crash a Knicks game with Charles Oakley. A lot could happen.

Maybe Kyrie will crash a Knicks game with Charles Oakley. A lot could happen.

There’s a life lesson here that once the wheels come off, you can just stay home.

Why go out of your way to insult Boston? You’re dismissing an entire city and region of people. Trying to put your readers in opposition to all people from a given place - it’s divisive.

Ben doesn’t seem like a nautical type. If he was captain of a sinking ship, people might be trying to beat him to the lifeboats.

It was Deadspin that pushed Clay Travis on readers back in the Will Leitch era. Jack Dickey was another jerk who was rude to commenters. Still people have been loyal readers over a long time. Maybe Deadspin should show more appreciation to the people who have stuck with the site.

See, this is why I don’t coach on weekdays. Too much stuff off the field. -Mike Tomlin

Now there’s extra incentive to make sure North Texas players are absolutely leveled on every play.

The problem is Solarte’s wearing a blue glove instead of a golden glove.

Barstool is kind of like the alt-right. On the one hand, who cares about those deadbeats. On the other, anyone with Barstool shouldn’t get a legitimate job in the future.