Syria, Afghanistan, NATO, South Korea. These are serious things.

Sam Hinkie Driving School. Learn by spending 80 hours driving in reverse.

I think the lesson is Roy Moore should have rode a bigger horse.

Whoa, we don’t need any brain-melting. Not with Hurricane Florence threatening NC nuclear reactors.

PTI can stick around. There was probably a point where ESPN was this close to having 24 hour Stephen A. Smith coverage.

Phang hails from the suburbs of Pennsylvania. A little place called Three Mile Island.

I’m in a deep roto league and TPD Bupkis is playing 5 different positions for my crap team at this point.

With those hamstrings, he should focus on keeping people away from his legs.

undrafted, white, 180-pound free agents from Rutgers who never talk back

Given Mike Tomlin’s ability to make adjustments, Steelers’ first play from scrimmage will be 10 men on the field and Ben handing the ball off in an empty backfield.

An alligation is when a gator you cross paths with starts getting mouthy and tries to scapegoat, when they’d be be better off with an actual goat to chew on.

Most MLB teams are trying to win a World Series, not a men’s hair pageant.

I clicked on this story assuming this was a Deadspin post summarizing Stephen A. Smith’s take.

His hip was recovering last year. He’ll be fine when he doesn’t have LeBron confusing his height for a pawn. Good deal for Denver - he can score better than most players in the $5-10 million per year range.

If I was a player hitting free agency, I’d exercise my option not to sign with the Jets.

Just last week, Bowser Jr. signed with the Lakers.

The photo for this post looks like Michael Cohen and a guy going incognito with a fake mustache.

No Bitcoins there.

Lonzo is untradeable, so I guess LeBron will have to accept becoming a second option.

The NFL wanted a deal, and Jameis told the NFLPA, “Let’s do it, let’s go eat a D.”