These trade negotiations become impossible when facing the question of who gets stuck with Lonzo Ball.

Makes you wonder how much of USADA budget is dedicated to anti-doping ineptitude.

The byline says Anaheim, Calif. and the story begins at Coors Field. So thanks - my sense of comprehension just traveled through a wormhole between universes.

And now let’s turn our focus to a project with even lower win percentage.

After that autopsy is finished, it’s on to the next one at Citi Field.

Obama might say that it is up to us to become leaders rather than wait around for someone else to do it. Unlike Trump he viewed himself as an office holder, not as a cult figure.

Don’t let climbing that pole be the pinnacle of your career, kid.

Phillies will be trying to steal home plate from 2nd base if they’re as aggressive as Kapler’s verb usage.

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First people were pitting Donald Trump against LaVar Ball with the Shanghai shoplifting. Ok, that one was easy to take LaVar’s side. Now we have to choose sides between what’s worse - ESPN giving LaVar 24/7 coverage or ESPN deferring to the NBA, NFL, etc. on what to cover.

The rich have waged class warfare by trying to dismantle American government in some places and bend it to their will in others. Hopefully people start to see this and make sure to vote.

In January, when Jaguars lose a road game in the playoffs, we need a post titled “All of a Sudden Blake Bortles is Not Good Enough”

Guys, it’s time to put aside differences and refocus on this season’s Seahawks mission - losing control of the NFC West.

Russell Westbrook’s preaching about capitalist economic theory is finally catching on so that every high-paid player looks for his own best shot.

At first I felt bad for Pablo Sandoval in this story, but then I felt bad for Pablo Sandoval’s furniture.

Curt Schilling wrecked that trailer so bad he must have thought Rhode Islanders had paid for it.

I don’t know enough about the Marlins’ farm system to follow the MLB team next season.

Tim Lincecum could have revolutionized long relief if he had transitioned to pitching two to three innings at a time.

Just make every home game at Citi Field - 42 Winter Classics.

They are who we thought they were! And we let ‘em off the hook! - Wrong coach