Wait, does this mean Johnny Manziel’s going to run for president?

I assumed there would be all sorts of laxative products on this list.

I enjoyed Bill Simmons’ writing. But The Ringer is just “You might also like...” writing without the original substance.

Hey Blair Walsh, now you’re free to take the hundreds of thousands of NFL salary you earned and flee the country from the impending apocalpyse.

The Indians were up 3-1 and all of MLB was theirs from coast to coast. Until they were dispossessed.

That’s funny, I learned how to dunk by watching Jonathan Beerbohm.

If we’re discussing this, can we get a discussion going about how the #trump300pounds tag should be thriving on Twitter?

F New York and the Mets. What an accomplishment by Terry Collins though.

It can work if the commissioner and ruling structure of a league aren’t arbitrary, vengeful baboons. Maybe baboon isn’t the right word, but you know what I mean, whatever kind of albino primate Goodell qualifies as.

*sees the length of the post* Wow, the unabomber’s view of society has really evolved.

A good comeback would be, “Why don’t you send Steven Wright to make me shut up, oh yeah he can’t because you fucked up his shoulder”

Curt Schilling should spend a full day onsite on the NJ PATH train tracks to investigate. Please keep the trains running though.

“Make America have long term consistent success like the Spurs” can’t fit on a hat, can it? Maybe a tall hat?

As a Patriots fan I’m a little embarrassed for him, but this will come in handy when he moons Roger Goodell.

Missed opportunity for the Buccaneers to rebrand themselves as the team of Rum, Sodomy and the MRSA.

I’m in a league where someone sent me a trade, trying to buy low on Tom Brady. He’s done nothing for me the last two weeks, but still.

If it’s true that most of Bayless’ viewers watch because they take what he says too seriously and hang on his every contrived take, those viewers deserve better than to be abused like this. They should be educated, not have their viewership taken advantage of for tv ratings.

Maybe if Belichick can publicly talk about what a great coach Rex Ryan is leading up to the next game against Buffalo, the Patriots can keep Rex around in the AFC East for another couple of seasons.

Seeing Magary work through calculations makes you wonder if he dropped mustard or marinara sauce on his notebook during the process, blotting out the calculations along the way and throwing off the results.

You’ve seen birds before, right.