America is transitioning from a democracy to a corporate police state.
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Without clicking through all the links, I’m going to assume this guy whored himself to military personnel on tinder in exchange for a ticket.
Of course Trump would steal George Costanza’s idea for the Human Fund, except name it after himself.
If Dellavedova gets $10 million+, it deserves a nomination for the Deadspin Hall of Fame.
Red Sox fans are the winners here. Knowing that there’s a bleacher troll at Yankee Stadium who fights fans for balls that land in the seats.
Welcome to hell, Taylor Hall. You’re in New Jersey now.
Buddy Ryan’s getting to heaven first to keep Troy Aikman and Phil Simms out of the endzone.
If JJ Watt was a hot chick I’d appreciate the attention whoring more. But whatever gets the guys in Texas going, I guess.
In Magary’s dictionary, “F’ing Perfect” means “Something that sounds like a Jet cover band.”
Anyone who’s not fed up with the Jets hasn’t been paying attention.
Has Harrison Barnes spent any time defending LeBron James in these Finals? If he has with any success, then that makes his upcoming free agent deal more palatable. If he hasn’t, then I’d hate for my team to sign Barnes.
You’re damn right it’s none of your business, and now that bear’s going to sue you guys for $100+ million.
That’s very helpful. But what if you had no friends to begin with?
“I’m Drew Magary, and this is what I believe. Baseball caps are antiquated. Spaghetti should be broken in half before it’s dumped in a pot of water. Food poisoning is the worst cause of vomiting. Excessive defecators ought to be arrested.”
Egads, that’s even worse.
That’s right, Goodell, you’re not welcome at celebrity charity events either. Patriots fans will find you.
I’m mad that Damian Lillard isn’t on the team yet. I trust that USA Basketball officials will see my comment here and make the necessary correction.
Why not? Magary does 20% of his work aping and ridiculing Simmons at the same time, thus generating content.
This time David Blatt will be careful not to get the rug pulled out from under him.
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